"The Raspyni Brothers came and conquered. Expert juggling along with dry wit and audience participation equals a winning combination." - Olympus America

Keynote Speakers

Johnny Carson and Jay Leno have both done it on The Tonight Show - and now your CEO can do it too! Let the top-brass prove their commitment to success by standing between the blazing torches and razor sharp knives of the Raspyni Brothers.

Nowhere are success principles such as teamwork, time management, risk-taking, and competitive excellence illustrated with more wit and wisdom than during this keynote presentation.

Juggling the Principles of Success entertains as it educates, leaving the audience enthusiastic and highly-motivated about achieving greater levels of success in their professional and personal lives.

  • Knowing when to Take Risks
  • Benefits of Mentorship
  • Partnership and Teamwork
  • Keeping a Positive Attitude
  • Knowing when to say "NO"
  • Time Management
  • Looking for Opportunity
  • Forming Good Habits
  • Achieving Competitive Excellence
  • The Power of Persistence

"225 brokers and fund managers learning about success from a couple of unrelated juggling brothers? It was the highest rated program of our conference!"

-capital financial group

"The best emcees we've had in conference history - 4 years in a row." -  Eckerd Drug

Morning Meetings

An appearance by the Raspyni Brothers wakes up a morning meeting faster then a dozen Starbucks double cappuccinos. They are the perfect way to energize the crowd and set an enthusiastic, upbeat tone for the day. In fact, nothing says "wake up" faster then flying machetes and 16-pound bowling balls.

Their flexibility allows them to perform programs of variable lengths. Whether this talented twosome is part of a quick skit or full length program, they will catch your audience off-guard, with an energy and intensity that should be illegal so early in the morning.

Start your day with a jolt. Focus and energize your crowd after a late night of convention festivities with an act that's well-rested, ready, and raring to go.


Product Launch

The antigravity antics of the Raspyni Brothers will blast your next product launch into the stratosphere. Their comedy and juggling acts are the perfect illustration of the type of teamwork and calculated risk-taking necessary to bring a new product to market.

Granted, they weren't there when the first Model T rolled off the production line, but very few performers have had as much experience as the Raspyni Brothers when it comes to these very special events. Their time-tested skill lets them seamlessly blend a product's key features and selling points into their one-of-a-kind comedy routines.

And of course, nothing motivates a sales force like seeing a member of senior management prove their commitment by being part of a Raspyni Brothers' bullwhip or knife throwing routine. Aim high! Fuel and ignite your next product launch with two of the comedy world's brightest stars.


Trade Shows

Standing room only crowds are guaranteed when the Raspyni Brothers hit the trade show floor. Performing a rapid-fire routine that effortlessly weaves your key bullet points with uncontrollable laughter.

Following each performance, your sales team greets prospects that are informed, excited, and educated about your product. Your booth will be truly unforgettable with incredible audience participation stunts, choruses of non-stop laughter, and 10 spinning basketballs that draw unwavering attention to your company logo.

Barry and Dan have shattered the expectations of their clients at NetWorld Interop, Comdex, the International Home Builders' Show, Internet World, MacWorld, and countless others.

The crowds will be huge.
Your message will be powerful.
Make it all about you.

"We hoped for 2,000 qualified lead from the trade show. We got 5,500! Thanks a million."

-Phobos corporation


Brain Breaks

The Raspyni Brothers provide the perfect entertainment sorbet to cleanse your audience's intellectual palate. Each of their appearances is excellently prepared and perfectly timed to break up long information-heavy sessions.

Whether it's over the course of an entire day, or those long award ceremonies that sometimes feel like an entire day, Barry and Dan create an atmosphere of anticipation and fun that keeps a crowd's energy up from start to finish.

Their menu of comic material is over three hours long. Items like an all-you-can-eat buffet of funny - dig in!



You've had emcees in the past and you know what to expect - OR DO YOU?

The Raspyni Brothers use their unlimited myriad of skills to keep meetings moving and on time. They present awards, introduce speakers, run general sessions, and make housekeeping announcements with a humor and flair that will keep your audience on the edge of their seats.

Leverage the Raspyni Brothers' experience in the field of corporate entertainment. Create camaraderie, insure attentiveness, and make it memorable with the absolute professionalism of this incomparable duo.

  • Improvisation
  • Audience Interaction
  • Juggling / Balance Metaphors
  • Custom Parody Songs
  • Top-Ten Lists
  • Multimedia Comedy
  • Customized Product Skits

"The best emcees we've had in conference history - four years in a row!"

-eckerd drug

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